Farminion

Noun - A person who you may not know in real life but is your facebook friend who shares a common obsession of Farmville and you communicate with them in order to achieve a goal on Farmville. Sometimes this person can have multiple accounts in order to Farm

Thanks to all my farminions for sending me all the nails I need to complete my stable expansion.

Farminion by Iza Farminion February 18, 2011

fartition 

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

fartition by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Farmington Tickler 

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

faminine 

A word I associate with all women thinking they need to starve themselves to be pretty. Reasons for this way of thinking include:
-hillary duff
-lindsay lohan
-paris hilton
-brittany spears
-every other skinny bitch singer/actress/crack whore out there

I'm not anorexic, I'm FAMININE!

faminine by Aikaterine December 22, 2007

Farmington STEAM Academy 

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.

Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

Farmington STEAM Academy by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020

Farmington High School 

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

Farmington High School by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009

Farmington 

50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.

white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

Farmington by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 20, 2006