Farmer Five

Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.

History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.

Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.

Farmer Five by create812 May 11, 2008

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Farmer Five

Television channels available over an antenna. Traditionally in the USA these are NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and PBS, which were the only TV channels available out in the country prior to DirecTV.

- Did you see what happened on Breaking Bad?
- No, sorry, I only get the Farmer Five.

Farmer Five by Damian Yerrick December 3, 2014

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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

Farmer Five by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016

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