fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

fap attack by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Fap Attack

The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.

Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack

Fap Attack by CorkscrewBob December 11, 2012

Fap Attack

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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Fap Attack by Nymphrix December 9, 2008

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

fap attack by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

Fap Attack by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.

I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.

Fap attack by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

Fap-Attack 

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.

Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.

Fap-Attack by LocsOnly January 10, 2010