Faon
The universal particle that hates You for existing too long and does slightly to extremely annoying things to hinder you in return for the knowledge that it ruined your day just a tiny bit more, it also senses when you try and do something cool that you could do before and uses all its strength and power to make sure it is impossible for you to do it while you are being watched doing it, in return it gives you the best comebacks ever only a few months to years after the situation happend.
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