Fandangos

A word to describe large, erect nipples that are noticable through a t-shirt and can poke your eye out.

Occurs when in cold weather and kinky situations or just really happy.

Jerry: Ouch!
Mr Penang: Sorry Jerry
Jerry: Watch where you swing those fandangos!

by Mers September 25, 2007

Fandango

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

fandango

possibly the most homosexual word ever. used to describe something stupid or retarted. you would have to be the biggest bitch ass to use it.

Allen: I just bought the new Clay Aiken Album
Robert: Thats fandango dogg.

Matt: i shave my armpits.
Pat: That's pretty fandango

by bboythunda January 23, 2007

Fandango

The act of a person spilling red wine uponst thyself whilst robed in white, most commonly a white shirt.

Anon: Shaun, my dearest friend. The annual sales banquet dinner is nigh - will you do the fandango?
Shaun: Inevitably, I may indeed old boy.

by Sir Fattimus Muf July 19, 2019

Fandango

When one wears a hat on their penis.

John put a hat on his penis and shouted "Hey! Look at my fandango"

by GingerLing March 2, 2017

fandango

A dance now being made popular in Compton by DJ Quik in his new song with B-Real of Cypress Hill called "Fandango"

"feel free to lose your mind, let ya brain go/ f*** the tango do the the fandango"

by Jefe May 5, 2005

Fandangoed

Anything, but usually a thing or person , that is so worn out that it's nearly useless

"Jerry won't go out with Sally. I say she's not too ugly but he says she's completely fandangoed."

by K-Dawg1993 July 3, 2019