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It means of, pertaining to or consisting of faeces; shitty, crappy, excremental.
“Malcolm, I’ve seen toilet bowls full of rotting faecal matter with more charisma than you!”
Faecal by AKACroatalin April 20, 2015
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King of Fancams 

Anyone who is into K-pop knows the title belongs to Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS because he always tops lists of "Most Viewed Fancams" on Youtube. He isn't just the most-watched in his group, but in K-pop as a whole.
"We all know V is the King of Fancams, but what's your favorite fancam?"
"Spring Day V Focus Fancam is the one I keep going back to."
King of Fancams by Bangtan2013 January 16, 2021

fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.
I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...
fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

King of Fancams 

V (Kim Taehyung) of BTS was the 1st idol to have a fancam that reached 1 million views. He currently also holds the title of having the most watched fancam with his "Boy With Luv" fancam.
"People enjoy watching Taehyung's expressiveness & performance in his fancams. He truly is the King of Fancams."
King of Fancams by KPOP WRITER January 13, 2021

King of Fancams 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V is known as the King of Fancams. He has the most watched solo fancam in history. Many idols in the Kpop industry name V as their role model and watch his fancams to study him. Many non-ARMYs who support other Kpop groups have admitted to watching V's fancams because he is incredibly good-looking & has entertaining facial expressions.
"Did you watch the new fancams released for the new BTS song? Taehyung has the most views again."
"Well, he is the King of Fancams. Not surprising."
King of Fancams by KPOP WRITER January 14, 2021