Family Fun
Family Fun by I am the one who knocks. July 2, 2024
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family fun time
When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."
Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.
Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.
Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.
family fun time by ChimmieChanga January 21, 2015
Family Fun Night
The act of having 2 siblings have sexual relations with a man of the chinese ethnic background while fully intoxicated wielding a whip, spiked dildos, and of course... double-sided anal beads.
Family Fun Night by Pubic Dreadlocks August 19, 2009
family fun dip
When having intercourse with a woman after dipping the male genitalia in her deceased family members ashes. To then be inserted into her mouth causing her to caugh up a cloud of ashes.
Robert loves to family fun dip Becky. Although she misses her father she loves the activity and this sudden family reunion.
family fun dip by meh please August 16, 2023
forced family fun
The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017
Chitwood family fun time
Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019
family-friendly fun
Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!
Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P
family-friendly fun by QuacksO January 16, 2023