Family Time

Time better spent without your family.

Shit nigga, I gots ta go spend muffuckin family time.

by CaptainCanti January 07, 2013

Family Time

A time during which one hangs out with their family.

My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.

by kidneyscones July 22, 2021

Family Time

Another word for a Ménage à trois, but unlike Sussudio, Family Time is a threesome between two men and a woman.

Call nutsack and get her to set up some family time!

by SeanHiryu September 12, 2009

family time

When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.

Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.

by The Original Family August 18, 2009

Mississippi Family Time

Fucking your sister doggy style and while your mom is fingering you asshole.

Man, you're so redneck I bet you consider Mississippi Family Time a good way to spend a Saturday.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

family fun time

When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."

Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.

Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.

by ChimmieChanga January 22, 2015

Chitwood family fun time

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019