a heavy handwoven
reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and
upholstery and characterized by
complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against
the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter
all over it."
"
What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"