Famest

When your Fam is beyond Fam. Being The Best est Of The Best Est!

Yo! Fam You are The Famest Of The Famest

by BIGER17 January 12, 2017

facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

by African Jezus February 6, 2009

fakestream media

Sources of corporate or politically fabricated or "fake" news.

The fakestream media is orchestrating a witch hunt on the champions of free and fair information.

by the Reverend bIl Z'bUb January 22, 2017

facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

famstinious

adj. to be wealthy or of high social rank and eccentric in manner or dress, i.e. the lord of bath, benjamin disraeli

Disraeli was a very famstinious man, with his velvet gowns and snakeskin booties.

by Walter Krombacher August 7, 2007

fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011