Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 08, 2009
Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
by Avenger of Seven Folds May 01, 2011
A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.
Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....
by racerbob October 24, 2009
When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"
by nizzjizz June 02, 2011
The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"
by Brownsfan02 July 03, 2012
An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
by Jim Fields September 02, 2005
by Lock October 17, 2007