Definitions by littlebrowngirl

Laleftovers 

When two female friends (one hot and one not) are both single at the same time and the ugly one gets the guys the pretty one didn’t pick for the night

Kristin: Katie and Lala are both single trolling for dick at the club every night

Rabs: Yep, gross Katie is getting her some Laleftovers

Laleftovers by littlebrowngirl April 29, 2022

Campaign manager 

Code for pimp. Arranger of the booty. Wingman or wing-girl.

KP: Hey girl, I’m new to town and need a campaign manager, my pussy is drying up
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight

Campaign manager by littlebrowngirl January 14, 2021

Basic Karen 

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

Basic Karen by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020

fucknat 

Feminine version of the word for Fucknut, directed at a girl from a girl.

That bitch Natalie thinks she’s such an Alpha female with her PhD , trying to make us all feel unworthy. She’s nothing but a fucknat

fucknat by littlebrowngirl April 22, 2019

Manslaughter

The surgical removal of the penis

Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter?

Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off.
Jacqui: I guess she is now!

cockHeShetranny

Manslaughter by littlebrowngirl October 19, 2015

How Nice

-I don't give a shit and I wish you'd shut the fuck up!(Pronounced with a drawl -n-AH-ss)

Michael: So I lost a bet and had to wear a pink tutu to the golf event ...

Kristin <feigning interest>: How nice. How VERY very nice.

How Nice by littlebrowngirl April 29, 2015

Grownass

noun' - (pronounced groan-ass). Emphatic term related to age and wisdom. Short for, "fuck off, I'm over 40 and I know what I'm doing"

Susan: Hey Erin, I'm not insecure, or crazy or jealous of you. I just care and want you to know my ex is psycho. This is my 17th attempt to reach you.
Erin: I'm a grownass woman, and I know what you're up to.
jealousbitchhaters

Grownass by littlebrowngirl April 10, 2015