fake religion 

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

fake religion by Demonic bro December 6, 2013

fake religious 

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

fake religious by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020