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Fake beggar

A person who does the lucrative modern scam trend, often seen in urban areas, where individuals exploit others' sympathy by pretending to be homeless and in need, preying on people's generosity and trust to fuel a lifestyle of drugs, greed, or luxury. They could also pull scams like faking a disability, pretending to be military or service personnel, staging themselves as terminally ill, or even staging fake robberies on themselves.

Example:
After spending a whole day on the street, earning a thousand pounds begging, he walked around the corner, got into his Bentley, and drove off to his penthouse flat.
Lee: Bruv, I felt really good the other day—there was this poor man sitting outside the bank machine. He looked really scruffy and homeless, so I gave him a tenner.

Frank: Your a idiot! He's not even homeless—he's just a fake beggar drug addict. I know him from school, bruv—he lives in a bedsit.

Lee: I'm such a mug, bruv. LOL.

Frank: I know, bruv. LOL.
Fake beggar by Jamiecheese March 27, 2026
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Facebeggar

A person who survives extreme poverty or need through the act of panhandling gifts, money, food, housing, clothing, etc..., through Facebook.
A Facebeggar needs only the Internet to survive.
Facebeggar by Lessheads September 26, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026