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Fellatio Fag Fairy queen 

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

fairy queef 

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.
dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.
fairy queef by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008

Fairyqueen 

1. Someone who has lost in fantasy football so many times to his friends that he gives up and changes his team name to "Fairyqueen" to show his total lack of masculinity. Often uses the prefix "Ima". Applies especially to fans of the Cowboys.
2. A great name to use when someone loses a bet.
"Are you playing fantasy football this year?"
"Yeah, looking forward to winning money against Damon again!"
"Oh you mean Fairyqueen? Yeah, Jennifer and Kelli took him for about $600 last year! HAHA!!"
Fairyqueen by Tarsals February 13, 2013
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022