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Fair go by aenema August 16, 2003

stop, fair go

use it when someone annoys you or bags you-use a very serious face. when you say stop put your hand out like a stop sign & on fair go make a gun out of your hand. easy!
dude, you really suck!!

stop, fair go

well you do

stop stop stop!
stop, fair go by jk October 28, 2004

Fair as a goat’s ass 

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Are You Going To Scarborough Fair? 

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

the goose fair 

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.
- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots
the goose fair by the_goose_man October 20, 2011