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Like tailgating, People who ride so close to your bumper that's its almost touching, which they'll play victim after you call them out through your window....most will say "You're driving so slow" when in reality you're going 8 over the speed limit
"Hey....you're fagriding my bumper dawg"

"NO GO FUCK YOURSELF....YOU'RE DRIVING FUCKING SLOW"
Fagriding by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
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shidding and fardding 

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it
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when u do epic farding!!! when gas come out ur fkn azz rn bad smell smh...
Pee pee man:"tooofa"
poo poo man: farding

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.
Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt
faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

Farising 

A verb named after Horrors frontman Faris Rotter or Badwan, whose rabid howling is neither singing or shouting. Therefore, if you faris, you are mimicing that noise. It was invented by Amber and Eman of the Horum.

To faris, I faris, you faris, she/he/one farises, they faris, we faris, they faris.
Wow, can that girl faris!

I've got really good at farising recently.
Farising by AmberColouredHorror June 22, 2008
putting on make-up while driving the car.
"A farding woman ran into my car today..."
farding by patchoulli June 12, 2006
No farding during class
farding by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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