3 definitions by Tornado dude
The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.
"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
(Nothing against gay people)
Like tailgating, People who ride so close to your bumper that's its almost touching, which they'll play victim after you call them out through your window....most will say "You're driving so slow" when in reality you're going 8 over the speed limit
Like tailgating, People who ride so close to your bumper that's its almost touching, which they'll play victim after you call them out through your window....most will say "You're driving so slow" when in reality you're going 8 over the speed limit
by Tornado dude September 7, 2021