To state so many facts after fact to the point where the listener is shocked to hear so much truth coming out of someone’s mouth.
I was listening to this YouTube video and the presenter was factifying my ears to the point where I had to pause, get up and chill to absorb all this knowledge.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.