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FacebookLift 

A revamping or redesign of your Facebook profile. This includes, but is not limited to, picture change, addition or removal or interests, favorite movies, music and your "About Me."

Often times, a FacebookLift is preformed to generate more activity on your profile such as wall posts and pokes.
"I haven't had anyone write on my wall in over a week or no new friend requests, I need to give myself a FacebookLift!"
FacebookLift by AnnieMac06 August 26, 2008
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facebookling 

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
facebookling by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

Facebooksofting 

After a long day:

- It will be nice to get back to my room to do some facebooksofting
Facebooksofting by @nicolaikirkeng September 4, 2009

facebook lift 

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out
A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.
facebook lift by Domino123 January 7, 2008

facebookiction 

The act of posting stupid new words with gay definitions on Urban Dictionary in an attempt to be clever about a common occurrence within Facebook.
Today's facebookiction word of the day is: feedcrap. Feedcrap is my hilarious new word for when there's a bunch of stuff on my feed in Facebook that I don't care about.
facebookiction by sanpaco February 4, 2010