Facebook Whoredom 

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom

Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

Facebook Whoredom by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011