Facebook Machine 

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone

Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.

Facebook Machine by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010

Facebook Machine 

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

Facebook Machine by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

facebook machine 

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

facebook machine by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

portable facebook machine 

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

portable facebook machine by g-diggity November 25, 2007