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Facebook Loser 

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.
"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"
Facebook Loser by Simple corn January 20, 2011
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Facebook loser 

One who:

i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com

ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life

iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?

Steve: You're such a facebook loser!

Facebook Loser 

Someone who even though they have friends on Facebook, never interacts with them. They never have wall posts or are in anybody's boxes. They seem unpopular on social networking sites, even though they may have friends in real life.
Oh, I know her. She's such a facebook loser.
Facebook Loser by watevawhocares August 20, 2010

facebookoser 

1. A person who constantly brags about his blurry, pseudo-achievements by updating his Facebook status so that others can have an untruthful image of him;

2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.
Mike: Did you see that Jamey was talking about his school grades again on Facebook?
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.

Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.
facebookoser by adinc September 29, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026