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Face-crash 

To ruin someone's facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.
Someone just face-crashed my profile, I logged in and found that I am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of balls, I can't wait to catch the bastard that did this.
Face-crash by Arthur C June 21, 2008
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cashin in on face 

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.
GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......
cashin in on face by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.
I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.
A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.
I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.
facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash 

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.
"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."
facecrash by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026