by you wish you know but you dont May 30, 2003
Get the face first mug.The best ska band of all time from New Jersey who used to have a t-shirt that said "We didnt go emo so neither should you." But dropped the horns and went emo.
by Joe May 13, 2005
Get the Face First mug.The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010
Get the first face shock mug.1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis
2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis
on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.
2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis
on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.
1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!
2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!
2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!
by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008
Get the First Face mug.The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.
by BattlestarDumbgantica October 7, 2022
Get the First Class Face mug.When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.
Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
by righter than u September 1, 2009
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