When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?
by take that! February 11, 2006
When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.
"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"
"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."
"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."
by Kevin rob ryan August 03, 2008
An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.
by Colonel Hogan July 19, 2005
To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.
by ThePickle December 31, 2003
When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
by bruceO.o December 06, 2010
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
haha iraqi face wash
by pureblood420 April 15, 2009