Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked
See also : being gagged
See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
by Ellepellerin January 2, 2021
Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
by eaterofdicks September 23, 2016
When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.
Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.
People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.
People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...
CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.
Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.
Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
by 1975rufus March 15, 2009
This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.
by TornOpen February 19, 2010
by ToWitUntoWit February 6, 2014
by the1stikkia August 17, 2009
To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.
by Dman508 February 25, 2011