Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.

That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!

by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008

cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.

Cookie-faced about to go through security

by fmasters September 2, 2019

cookie face

The sweetest, cutest, warmest face ever.

My baby has such a cookie face.

by MamaC April 14, 2008

Cookie face

Describes one who has an exceptionally round face like that of a cookie

Damn that nigga Pedro had a cookie face and a half

by Whyclef December 29, 2018