a. To drink so heavily that all bodily functions are rendered useless. Loss of memory and bladder control is usually a bi-product.
b. To be completely and totally fucked up
Bob went out last night and got so fashnickered that he woke up with Paul instead of Paula.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."