FWOTD

First Win Of The Day

Hctibaru: I just got my FWOTD and it gave me bonus exp

FWOTD by mindfault November 22, 2017

FPOTD 

First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).

guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."

FPOTD by 164Seton September 25, 2011

fwood

Fake Wood -- Medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the penis).

He took a lot of Viagra, and he has fwood all the time.

fwood by H8TRADE June 19, 2011

fsotd 

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

fsotd by wland January 25, 2011

fwot 

a f***ing waste of time
A slightly less extreme loss than a big fwot

John spent the last 15 minutes on hold waiting to speak to a customer service agent. "What a fwot," he thought.

fwot by Jeff V September 19, 2006

FWOT 

A abbreviation: "Fucking waste of time" When you waste your time on something that ain't worth it.

Melissa: "Hey, can you help me with something?"
"What a fwot"

FWOT by PurpleShugar July 27, 2017

FOTD

Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).

robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)

FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009