FFOTD 

First Fag of the Day - Usually ends in a massive headrush and feeling nice and nicotine dosed up! The longer it is left before having the first fag the more noticeable the effects are of headrush.

1. Woah got pretty bad headrush, oh yarr just had my FFOTD.

FFOTD by Andy Burton June 11, 2007

FFOTD 

Stands for “fake fact of the day.”

FFOTD: There’s a word for the fear of slipping in the shower, “Whitpeplhumophobia”

FFOTD by jikooo77 December 4, 2020

FPOTD 

First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).

guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."

FPOTD by 164Seton September 25, 2011

fsotd 

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

fsotd by wland January 25, 2011

FOTD

Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).

robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)

FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009

fotd

Face of the day. The look a person (typically female) has achieved for that day using cosmetics. A FOTD photo is often posted online with a list of makeup items used.

Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...

fotd by Heather C. June 12, 2005

flotd 

#flotd means First laugh of the day.

Saw that photo. Hilarious! #flotd

flotd by hlwt February 25, 2021