First Fag of the Day - Usually ends in a massive headrush and feeling nice and nicotine dosed up! The longer it is left before having the first fag the more noticeable the effects are of headrush.
by Andy Burton June 11, 2007
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Get the FFOTD mug.First Poop of the Day.
Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.
Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).
Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.
Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).
by 164Seton September 25, 2011
Get the FPOTD mug.first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.
"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
by wland January 25, 2011
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I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.
Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.
Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
by geekygirl September 28, 2009
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Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...
by Heather C. June 12, 2005
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