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Stands for “fake fact of the day.”
FFOTD: There’s a word for the fear of slipping in the shower, “Whitpeplhumophobia”
FFOTD by jikooo77 December 4, 2020
Related Words
FFOTD • fotd • FPOTD • FCOTD • ffod • footdragon • fotdf • fsotd • #fpotd • Ffordian
First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).
guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."
FPOTD by 164Seton September 25, 2011
first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.
"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
fsotd by wland January 25, 2011
Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009
Face of the day. The look a person (typically female) has achieved for that day using cosmetics. A FOTD photo is often posted online with a list of makeup items used.
Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...
fotd by Heather C. June 12, 2005
#flotd means First laugh of the day.
flotd by hlwt February 25, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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