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A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.

*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what you've just done.

fucking penis by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005

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penis fucking

When a male with a smaller penis inserts his genitals into the urethra of another man's much larger penis and proceeds to thrust in and out, thus resulting in penis fucking.

Big Dick: unnh my dick wont fit into your ass, wanna just do some penis fucking tonight?
Small Dick: sure (inserts penis into other mans penis) unh yeah feels like a pussy
Big Dick: mmmm fuck yeah, hard and deep
Small Dick: I'm cumming! (shoots a huge load into the larger penis)

penis fucking by whydoiknowthisshit August 18, 2014

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penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

penis-fucking-ass-blaster by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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