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FUCK MONEY 

so much money you say fuck money
FUCK MONEY by JACKHEAD314 December 14, 2009
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fuck money 

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
fuck money by jassh92 September 5, 2015

Fuck money 

Ones attitude toward money when you have none and fucking need some.
Fuck money by FUCKMONEY August 15, 2017

Fuck Money 

Money you get from being a prostitute.
Pers. 1: Your girlfriend's a prostitute?
Me: Yeh but she got that fuck money
Fuck Money by Sovereign K. January 4, 2015

fuck money get bitches 

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"
fuck money get bitches by neerdabay January 20, 2014

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

Finger fuck money 

Money you don't need
I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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