FTLG

Internet slang for "For The love of God" often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.
Person 1: I tried jumping across the creek, but I missed and fell in the water, then I cracked my head on a rock...it was fun! :)
Person 2:...ftlg
by JimHenson May 07, 2008
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FTLG

"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD
PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney
by B&BSM April 08, 2014
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FTLG

Abbreviation for Furry-Toothed Linux Geek.

First known literary reference:
Bastard Operator From Hell series by Simon Travaglia

That dude with the beard who uses Arch and looks sadly upon slaves to Windows.
Stop talking to girls you fucking FTLG. You smell like shit and onions.
by AlabamaShitFarmer October 27, 2019
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