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"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD
PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney
FTLG by B&BSM May 20, 2014
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Abbreviation for Furry-Toothed Linux Geek.

First known literary reference:
Bastard Operator From Hell series by Simon Travaglia

That dude with the beard who uses Arch and looks sadly upon slaves to Windows.
Stop talking to girls you fucking FTLG. You smell like shit and onions.
FTLG by AlabamaShitFarmer October 26, 2019

FTLGDAMSBD 

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something
girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD
FTLGDAMSBD by mizamiza March 2, 2010
Fuck This, Lets Get High.

Used when the situation is boring.
Bro 1: "Yep, got two more hours of community service before I get to go home."

Bro 2: "FTLGH!"
FTLGH by Deadhead Don June 12, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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