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Internet slang for "For The love of God" often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.
Person 1: I tried jumping across the creek, but I missed and fell in the water, then I cracked my head on a rock...it was fun! :)
Person 2:...ftlg
FTLG by JimHenson May 6, 2008
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"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD
PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney
FTLG by B&BSM May 20, 2014
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Abbreviation for Furry-Toothed Linux Geek.

First known literary reference:
Bastard Operator From Hell series by Simon Travaglia

That dude with the beard who uses Arch and looks sadly upon slaves to Windows.
Stop talking to girls you fucking FTLG. You smell like shit and onions.
FTLG by AlabamaShitFarmer October 26, 2019

FTLGDAMSBD 

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something
girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD
FTLGDAMSBD by mizamiza March 2, 2010
Fuck This, Lets Get High.

Used when the situation is boring.
Bro 1: "Yep, got two more hours of community service before I get to go home."

Bro 2: "FTLGH!"
FTLGH by Deadhead Don June 12, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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