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Internet slang for "For The love of God" often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.
Person 1: I tried jumping across the creek, but I missed and fell in the water, then I cracked my head on a rock...it was fun! :)
Person 2:...ftlg
by JimHenson May 06, 2008
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"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD
PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney
by B&BSM April 07, 2014
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