FTLG 

Internet slang for "For The love of God" often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.

Person 1: I tried jumping across the creek, but I missed and fell in the water, then I cracked my head on a rock...it was fun! :)
Person 2:...ftlg

FTLG by JimHenson May 6, 2008

FTLG 

"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD

PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney

FTLG by B&BSM May 20, 2014

FTLG 

Abbreviation for Furry-Toothed Linux Geek.

First known literary reference:
Bastard Operator From Hell series by Simon Travaglia

That dude with the beard who uses Arch and looks sadly upon slaves to Windows.

Stop talking to girls you fucking FTLG. You smell like shit and onions.

FTLG by AlabamaShitFarmer October 26, 2019

FTLGDAMSBD 

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something

girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD

FTLGDAMSBD by mizamiza March 2, 2010

FTLGH 

Fuck This, Lets Get High.

Used when the situation is boring.

Bro 1: "Yep, got two more hours of community service before I get to go home."

Bro 2: "FTLGH!"

FTLGH by Deadhead Don June 12, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020