FTLG

Internet slang for "For The love of God" often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.

Person 1: I tried jumping across the creek, but I missed and fell in the water, then I cracked my head on a rock...it was fun! :)
Person 2:...ftlg

FTLG by JimHenson May 6, 2008

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FTLG

"FTLG" short hand for FUCK THE LONDON GAURD

PIG: Here is your ticket May 19
ME: "FTLG"

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter D and ending at U with out singing it
ME: "FTLG". I want to call my attorney

FTLG by B&BSM May 20, 2014

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FTLG • FTLGDAMSBD • FTLGH

FTLG

Abbreviation for Furry-Toothed Linux Geek.

First known literary reference:
Bastard Operator From Hell series by Simon Travaglia

That dude with the beard who uses Arch and looks sadly upon slaves to Windows.

Stop talking to girls you fucking FTLG. You smell like shit and onions.

FTLG by AlabamaShitFarmer October 26, 2019

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FTLGDAMSBD

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something

girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD

FTLGDAMSBD by mizamiza March 2, 2010

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FTLGH

Fuck This, Lets Get High.

Used when the situation is boring.

Bro 1: "Yep, got two more hours of community service before I get to go home."

Bro 2: "FTLGH!"

FTLGH by Deadhead Don June 12, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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