footus 

Pronounced: Foot-oos

Definition; The tip of your toe that stinks like your mom's cabbedge (extra cheese)

Your mate sits next to you u sniff his toe u say "DAMN YOU HAVE FOOTUS IN YOUR CLUTUSS"

footus by @Destiny2_community February 1, 2021

Peng Footstool 

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.

Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!

Peng Footstool by anonymous November 15, 2020

heard footsteps 

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.

The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!

heard footsteps by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

Footos

The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"

"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"

Footos by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!

Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!

Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

fdotus 

The First Dog of the United States

Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"

fdotus by Camelbaker May 22, 2016

text footsie 

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.

At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!

text footsie by OttoPup January 8, 2014