Football Team

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Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.

The Football Team went into the showers, their minds ingulfed in a world of their "hottest babes".

Football Team by GothicInLove December 26, 2010

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football team

gathering of large black men. see "nasty nate".

football team by Anonymous September 2, 2003

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Football team

A Philly teen theft ring

"Hey football team, before the game let's Uber to Dick's and get some fresh merch"

Football team by Scooter McToot December 9, 2025

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Butler Golden Tornado Football Team

The sideshow for the Marching Band.

Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011

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England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.

The England football team are shit

England Football team by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016

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Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

Manatee High School Football Team by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

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smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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