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Of Scottish/Glaswegian derivation: rotten, gone bad
'Oi David, sniff the milk and see if its foosty'
foosty by whiskymack February 21, 2004
The bread's foosty already! Oh, it's a week past it's sell-by date.
foosty by Keemy October 2, 2005
Boy, that poop I did was foosty last night
foosty by The Naeblis October 22, 2004

Foostration 

When a foo is feeling upset or annoyed, especially because of inability to change or achieve something relating to footivities.
-Past tense Foostrated

-Term was coined by: Gabriel Gomez from Norwalk Ca. on 11JUl2023 while serving time for his country in the Middle East, Bahrain.
"Órale compa I feel your Foostration I sometimes feel like screaming watdafuuuk foo cus I'm so foostrated"
Foostration by Elgomez162 July 10, 2023
Accompanied by reeking. Describes a type of individual specific to the north of Scotland.
Aw man he’s foosty! Yeah for sure he’s reeking, he’s a Willie deighan!
Foosty by Secretagent420 January 6, 2024

Elton John's Foosty Farter 

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!