FMWL 

Fuck My Work Life

Guy1: Want to go to the Party tonight?
Guy2:I want to but i have to work...........FMWL

Girl: God I hate my job... FMWL

FMWL by KBlakius November 9, 2011

FMWL 

Fuck My Waistline

I really shouldn't eat this entire plate of bacon. Oh well, FMWL.

Double stuffed oreos! FMWL.

FMWL by bill ulrich ian weston August 18, 2011

FMWL 

Fuck
My
Worthless
Life

Well my shitty aunt just ruined my christmas all over again.
Fmwl

FMWL by Dr.DeezNuts December 24, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004