FMWL

Fuck My Work Life

Guy1: Want to go to the Party tonight?
Guy2:I want to but i have to work...........FMWL

Girl: God I hate my job... FMWL

FMWL by KBlakius November 9, 2011

Words you can keep

FMWL

Fuck My Waistline

I really shouldn't eat this entire plate of bacon. Oh well, FMWL.

Double stuffed oreos! FMWL.

FMWL by bill ulrich ian weston August 18, 2011

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FMWL

FMWL

Fuck
My
Worthless
Life

Well my shitty aunt just ruined my christmas all over again.
Fmwl

FMWL by Dr.DeezNuts December 24, 2019

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