flubbing

The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person.

"flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it"

Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber

"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?"

"He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"

by UrbanVoodoo September 24, 2009

flub

Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.

My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.

by Mr Fletcher February 05, 2006

flub

To make a mistake or an error.

Dang, I flubbed on my last test...now I'm going to fail the class."

by x January 22, 2003

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did u see the dog goin flubbity flubbity flub flub?

by Jeffyboithecoolest March 23, 2018

Flubbing

The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.

After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.

by dd522 June 09, 2009

flub

A socially accepted way to say "fuck".

what the flub are you talking about?
i flubbed her hard!

by alyssa&clayton April 03, 2008

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018