First Girlfriend Syndrome
A condition induced by a man's (or
boy's) first
girlfriend. Characterized by excessive PDA, constant giggling and tickling, loss of priorities and individuality/manhood, distancing from friends, and general increase in bitchness. Known to upset the "Bros before
Hoes" mantra of guy code.
Yo, invite Ted and Luke over, let's get
bombed!
Nah
dude, they came down with FGS, remember?
Oh right, I forgot they're bitch-made now.
Fucking FGS.