fell asleep 

1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.

2. Past tense of fall asleep.

They fell asleep part of the way.

fell asleep by srisuci.unsur February 15, 2017

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

fell asleep early 

what your girl tells you she did while she was getting dicked down

me:my girl said she fell asleep early last night
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?

fell asleep early by mr.kendricklamar July 18, 2022

I fell asleep 

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

I fell asleep by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

my foot fell asleep 

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”

Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

my foot fell asleep by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022