Near3301's definitions

FBI

An organization that breaks into houses and is most likely watching you through your camera...

FBI OPEN UP
* proceeds to dislocate arm while spraying pepper spray into your eyes

by Near3301 December 7, 2018

Big Yoshi

Our lord and savior, the reason human kind is a thing. It is a superior being compared to us, its bodily figure is an immediate attraction.

Guy 1: thank you lord big yoshi
Guy 2: what is a big gosh I
Guy 1: "burns Guy 2 to death in the name of big yoshi"

by Near3301 April 27, 2019

FBI

A organization usually breaking into your house and watching through your camera.

FBI OPEN UP
*dislocates your arm

by Near3301 December 7, 2018