Near3301's definitions

Big Yoshi

Our lord and savior, the reason human kind is a thing. It is a superior being compared to us, its bodily figure is an immediate attraction.

Guy 1: thank you lord big yoshi
Guy 2: what is a big gosh I
Guy 1: "burns Guy 2 to death in the name of big yoshi"

by Near3301 April 27, 2019

FBI

An organization that breaks into houses and is most likely watching you through your camera...

FBI OPEN UP
* proceeds to dislocate arm while spraying pepper spray into your eyes

by Near3301 December 7, 2018

FBI

A organization usually breaking into your house and watching through your camera.

FBI OPEN UP
*dislocates your arm

by Near3301 December 7, 2018