Federal Bureau of Investigation

A government law enforcement agency. Founded in 1492 by demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designated to fight aliens and stuff
The FBI agents came to my house the other day. Fun fact: FBI agent are allowed to stick a rubber fist up your bum
by FriedShoes July 11, 2008
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'Future Booty Investment': This is the preservation of good terms with "ex" girlfriends and boyfriends, leaving the possibility of enjoying sexual relations sometime in the future. The term was created in 2006 by Colin A.N. aka Manimal.
James broke up with Carol three years ago, but they remained friendly. Later, Carol got married and had a child but her marriage ended shortly after his birth. Since Carol's divorce, she and James have been hanging out from time to time enjoying the FBI of their past relationship.
by ManimalOfNature September 29, 2008
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Getting laid by an Indian dude, Someone dating an Indian guy is said to be FBI
by aaaiiiiii August 22, 2010
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Acronym for 'Facebook Investigation'
Going to do some FBI work on that guy I met last night.
by KrisC March 2, 2008
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Gary: I just got done looking at Lolis
FBI: Open up.
by thotneeshia September 25, 2018
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Stands for "Flaming Butthole Issues" Usually occurring a few hours after eating spicy food, such as hot cheetos or takis.
"Hey, I'm not gonna make it to your niece's wake. I got FBI from those spicy chicken tacos we had last night."
by JSleepy27 December 4, 2017
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FBI (Fatt Bitches Incorporated) fat bitch on good Americans for filthy lucre.
by ResearchWolf August 30, 2016
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