fat person
fat person by drizaik August 7, 2003
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"you see this kid *points to a largish kid* he's not fat, that's just the gas tank for his love machine"
fat person by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004
Fat person
Every day for lunch they drinks and energy drink and eat a whole bag of chip typically bbq or salt and vinegar it is most always a girl who thinks she is attractive but looks like my moms old tampon
A Fat Person for some reason dresses in little kids skinny jeans but need a adult XXXXL. There name always starts with T, L, M, O and D
Fat person by Reeeheeeheee March 6, 2020
fat person
A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.
Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"
Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"
Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
fat person by VbPeppermint. October 25, 2008
Fat person
Fat person by Pocketshot226 April 1, 2022
Fat Person
Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.
I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!
Fat Person by LuminousYT August 9, 2025
fat person humor
The innate ability to tell extremely funny and often self demeaning jokes that many fat people have.
fat person humor by jg2342 February 23, 2009
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