Facepod 

One who is addicted to both the social networking system, Facebook, and the miniature mp3 player, the ipod. Facepods tend to be mindless zombies who are tuned out to just about everything around them.

Dad: "Billy, go clean your room!!"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?"

Dad: "ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?!?"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?!?"

Dad: "Oh, stop being such a FACEPOD!!!"

Facepod by Maraqua666 July 2, 2009

Fakepod 

A music player that plays MP3, WMA and similar-type music files and looks suspiciously like an IPod. It may or not have better functionality, but either, unlike any make of IPod, it isn't horrendously costly.

Guy 1: Applefag.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: You have an IPod there, Applefag.
Guy 4: It's not an IPod, it's an, er...Fakepod.
Guy 5: ...Fakepod?
Guy 6: You know, an music player that looks like an IPod but isn't stupidly expensive.
Guy 7: I see... You've opened my eyes at last!

Fakepod by KrikenKing January 16, 2010

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepoop 

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

facepoop by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

facepop 

*an A-class "OH SHIT!!!" moment!

-a moment when everything comes to a stop!

-an instant when your worst nightmare comes true!
-an epicaly embarasing moment!
-you can't believe that 'THAT' just happend (what ever that may be)

last night I walked in on my rents gettin' it in!
I was like "omfg FACEPOP!" this isn't happening!

"FACEPOP!, I just forgot the lyrics on Don't Forget the Lyrics! fml!

facepop by iheartgays101 April 15, 2011

Facepooping 

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

Facepooping by jmreal October 22, 2011

Faceporn 

Sexy pics posted by your Facebook friends that, while technically not NSFW, expose enough skin to get your gears grinding. You may revisit their profile again and again to sneak a peek, often during work, and always under the guise of "keeping in touch."

Is that porn on your screen? No, it's just a photo of my friend Hanna's tramp stamp. I guess it qualifies as Faceporn.

Faceporn by Senor Spooner July 7, 2010