F.U. Money

When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".

Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.

F.U. Money by ZhangBanger March 22, 2011

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kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

kung fu money by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

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FU Money

FU Money, the kind of money the Mormon Church aggregates for themselves outside of SEC guidelines or IRS scrutiny to enrich ONLY “LATTER DAY SAINTS” not you tax paying chumps.

FU Money by BAMbero February 22, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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