F.A.C

an abrieviation for the Fish Awareness corporization. This corporization stands up for innocent fish everywhere and discourages eating fish and anything bad regarding fish.
THe F.A.C. mantra is "Fish are Friends, not food"

This is a message sponsored by the fish awareness corporization. (F.A.C.
person a-"Hey Jim,"
person b-"Hey Bob!"
person a-"Have you heard of fish before?"
person b-"Yeah, i eat them,"
person a-"WHAT!?!?! Fish are friends, not food. FISH HAVE RIGHTS!!!"
person b-"Okay, i won't eat them anymore"
person a-"I like fish."
person b-"i like you AND fish,"
person a-"OOOH"
And remember- fish are friends, not food

by Mingletoe January 16, 2011

F.A.C

Fighting America's Cancers

That's why f.a.c's are the truth for healing.

by E.A.E33 February 19, 2018

F.A.C.

F.A.C. stands for Friday Afternoon Chiefin'.
to smoke weed on a friday afternoon.

Bob: What do you want to do today?
Seymour: Let's F.A.C. today.
Bob: Hell Yeah

by jheremy g October 26, 2009

F.A.C.

An acronym for Flat-ass calm. Used by sailors, fishermen and people who spend time on the water to describe a sea like glass.

"Going surfing today?"
"Nah man, it's F.A.C."

--or--

"Good day for fishing, it's F.A.C. out."

by B. Dub July 31, 2012

F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

F.A.C.E.

F.A.C.E. is an acronym for frontal ass crack extraordinaire, it is when an individual has a stomach so large that it looks like an asscrack

Oh my God! That person is a F.A.C.E. !!!!

by crackaddict666 October 7, 2009

F.A.C.E.

Facilitates Accuracy Consistency and Efficiency

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

I wish my company gave me tools like F.A.C.E.!

by YMYF May 12, 2008