F-town

To have sex with someone while they are asleep.

My wife doesn't find me attractive anymore, but she did give me permission to F-town her next time she passed out.

by ladychigglesworth August 21, 2011

F-town

-Fenton, Missouri
-In the Suburbs of St.Louis
-Built around HWY 141
-used to make Fenton sound better than it is

-Downtown F-town consist of a Walmart, Target, a few grocery stores, and a few fast food places.

Where are you going for your spring break?----Man, I am going to F-Town.

by -JBZ- May 10, 2005

F-town

short for a village called forestburg, located in alberta, canada. population = about 900
---there is absolutely nothing exciting that u can do there, except drink and go to the frequent bush parties on the countryside

Bob: f-town is pretty boring
Sue: yeah but ppl from f-town sure know how to party!!!
Bob: 'cos thats all there is to do...

by urbanfan3 August 09, 2006

f-town

f town- a place where there is literally nothing to do... unless u love nugs and other drugs, then its not bad. Spoiled rich kids with nothing to do with there money so they spend it on any drug they can buy in hope that it will make the town seem better. watch out for narcs when entering this town.. FUCK THE RTPD

we smoke mad nugs in f-town everyday

by G LOC January 04, 2006

f-town

A slang term for a town in New Jersey where there is nothing to do except for going to the crap movie theater and going to Applebee's afterwords.

I wanna get the hell out of f-town.

by f-tonian April 12, 2005

f-town

A garbage town with two dozen Taco Bells, seven Chilis, an undereducated population, a low average income, sprawled development, and nothing to do but eat fast food and shop for meaningless shit. Essentially, what a majority of the United States will soon look like if a shift in priorities does not take shape.

Billy drove into an f-town Texaco when he realized he had a bad case of the green apple splatters.

examples:
Fresno, CA
Frisco, TX
Fayetteville, NC
Fairbanks, AK
Framingham, MA
santa Fe, NM
Fartville, USA

by Ian El Kazmir November 06, 2007

f-town

Slang term that refers to the town of Fleminton, New Jersey.

Theres a party in f-town tonight.

by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003