Eyeitis
Eyeitis by Thatguy638637372 October 1, 2016
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Eyetis
the sluggish feeling before engaging into a full deep sleep after eating the maximum amount of food. Its spelling is in direct relation to the eyes that are affected when experiencing this diagnosis. Symptoms are extreme tiredness of the eye lids that slowly pull down to initiate a deep slumber.
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the most incredible thing in the entire universe, the answer to every question, the question to every answer, the meaning of life itself. It is the physical element of what thought is. It is past, present, and future while still being all dimensional itself. If all god’s and goddesses existed from all religions, this would be the god for THEM. It is all love, all beauty and all hatered. So powerful that no one can speak its name fluently while doing many many backflips. For who ever does so, will be the god or goddess of the entire universe itself. It takes only ONE physical form when it wants to interact with the physical world and the people. He is known by many as the dick butt... the greatest and most powerful entity in the entire multiverse.
Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)
When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!