eye booger 

Those little green crusties that form on your eyes, most often when you wake up in the morning.

"Dude, you've got some major eye boogers. Nasty."

eye booger by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

eye booger 

the stuff on the sides of your eyes sometimes when you wake up.

she woke up and had eye boogers from sleeping so long

eye booger by karate December 7, 2003

eye booger 

Another name for sleep in your eye; it resembles a desiccated (dried up) booger from your nose.

Hold on a moment; let me get this eye booger out of my eye!

eye booger by Telephony April 26, 2014

eye booger 

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

eye booger by $kylar156 June 6, 2019

Eye Booger 

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

Eye Booger by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

brown eye booger 

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

brown eye booger by turnyourface August 6, 2010

eye boogers 

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up

I have eye boogers.

eye boogers by fgsdfhsh July 8, 2003