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Extreme Lying Down 

Extreme Lying down is a sport characterized by lying face down with your hands by your sides, and toes pointed straight down.

Although there are no set rules as to where ELD takes place, it is often done in precarious places so one can show off to friends.

Photos of people performing ELD are often posted on social media sites, such as Facebook and Tumblr.

The craze of ELD has recently taken off in Australia, although it is commonly, but incorrectly, referred to as Planking.

ELD has been around, but not well known, for many years, and has only recently come into the public eye due to Australian Rugby League football player David 'Wolfman' Williams using it when he scores a try, among other things. Williams incorrectly calls it Planking, which is why the term has taken off.
Person 1: Hey, what's that guy doing lying down on top of that lamp post? It look's pretty extreme.

Person 2: Exactly! It's called Extreme Lying Down! It's been around for ages! But don't let anyone tell you it's called planking, though!
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012